Hey folks, Clint Barton here, and if I didn't know any better, I'd say the squirrels missed me last week. Of course, if they really missed me, they'd be offering me coffee instead of booze, I'm just saying.

Let's see what they caught everyone doing yesterday: in the dorms, Alluka had all her toys out in her room; Mabel told her all about getting ( Read more... )

Hey folks, Clint Barton here, with all the Fourth of July news I can decipher. It looks like everything major happened in town; Jessica was stuck outside her room at the Arms Hotel wearing just her underwear and looking like she'd had one hell of a day. The squirrels like the blue hair, for the record. At Wonka's, Flick set up a red, white, and ( Read more... )

Hey folks, Clint Barton here, and in case anyone was wondering, yes, the station still looks like someone threw up rainbows in here. That glitter's gonna stick forever, you guys ( Read more... )

Hey folks, this is Clint Barton with a pretty quick broadcast because it looks like the only news is from town: Flick spent his shift at Wonka's texting someone, and at Caritas, Mike had to try to decide if the zombies rocking out to Depeche Mode was a good thing or not. I'm going with no, because that's tainting a classic ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, Clint Barton here and ugh, I forgot how warm it can get in here when it's hot outside. Luckily, this stack of notes doesn't look too awful. Let's see, in the dorms, Jasper made a phone call and then spent some time looking at pictures of... well, what I imagine most teenage guys look at on their computer. Ezra was wandering around his ( Read more... )

Good morning, Fandom. Yes, this is Clint Barton, coming to you with everything the squirrels recorded yesterday. Which, I imagine, is a lot of guys waking up and being really weirded out. If it's your first time dealing with this, I wish I could say it gets easier but... yeah, let's just see what the notes have to say.

( Radiooooo! )

--you know, when Tony figures out how to translate your squeaking, you can do this instead of waking people up when they're trying to sleep in.

*chittering*

I know, I know, just give me the notes. Okay, uh, Hannibal set up a bunch of stuff at his place so he could give Jono a massage, and then he had to get Jono away from reading and spending ( Read more... )

Hey folks, Clint Barton here, and it looks like things have been nice and quiet this weekend. It's amazing what happens when we're all in our right minds, huh? It looks like the only news is from town - Jono was dyeing some things in Hannibal's backyard and Aluka came by, and Jono helped her get covered up so her dress wouldn't get messed up. Over ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, I'm here, quit poking. Uh, hey everyone, this is Clint Barton, and can I say that time has been very good to most of you?

*chittering*

Yeah, I still remember how this all works. Let's see if I remember how to decipher your handwriting. ( Read more... )

Hey folks, this is Clint Barton. I, uh, forgot about the squirrel ambush, but thankfully it looks like I don't have a ton to talk about. Face was reading during his library shift, like he probably should have been, and Flick called his mom. Riiight, Mother's Day, yeah. Uh, Eliot got home from a trip and told Parker and Hardison all about going to ( Read more... )